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25 Hilarious Synonym For Narcissist

Synonym For Narcissist

25 25 Hilarious Synonym For Narcissist For Narcissist

For many people out there who are not aware of what narcissists really are really like, they have this misconception that narcissistic people are:

  • Brave
  • Confident
  • Full of self-love
  • Happy
  • Amazing
  • One of a kind
  • and so on

Nothing could be further from the truth. Many narcissistic people are in fact the opposite of these qualities.

Despite their, “I’m so great” FACADE of a character they put on, these people are timid kidults who NEVER GROW UP.

These are the guys who SEARCH out for girls who have just been dumped. Because in their eyes, these girls are “easy-picking“.

These are the girls who behave like little girls. Throwing temper tantrums out in public just to get attention.

Now, the objective of this list is NOT to tease the narc but to help you better understand what many of them are.

If we keep attributing narcissists as people who have an overwhelming level of self-love, then we see them for something they really aren’t.

And we still play into their gaslighting.

“This false image of me is who I really am. ACCEPT IT.”

By taking down their illusion and seeing them for what they really are, you will then discover they really aren’t anything with being angry over.

And instead of being angry…you start to laugh at the insanity that they really are.

Better to laugh than to mope and conspire against.

Revenge has never done anyone any good.

25 Hilarious Synonym For Narcissist

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  1. Cowardly – they smile in your face and attack you in the back
  2. Immature – much like Peter Pan “THEY NEVER GROW UP
  3. Uncultured – they make scenes in public to get attention from people they will never meet again.
  4. Childishly Selfish – “this is mine and this is mone and this is mine.”
  5. Emotionally weak – they will breakdown if someone doesn’t LOOK AT THEM.
  6. Intellectually stagnant – yes, there are some smart narcs out there, but the truth is that there are just a lot of stupid flying monkeys and sheeple in the world. Narcs really aren’t that smart. And for those who can see past their B.S, they get rid of them.
  7. Hilarious – they are a funny breed of people. They do NOTHING extraordinary but believe they deserve extraordinary things. HA!
  8. Evil – I swear these people can give Satan a lesson in how to be wicked.
  9. Time-waster – they do NOTHING productive with the time they have. In the time they have all they do is destroy.
  10. Insecure – these people are some of the most insecure people you will ever come across.
  11. Scared – lashing out is not a sign of courage, in fact, it is a sign that you are scared. Much like animals howl, hiss, and make loud noises to ward off potential threats…so too, will a narc yell and scream when they feel they ate threatened.
  12. Monsters – these people will destroy the lives of KIDS because they know how easily kids can be scared. They are true monsters in the closet.
  13. Attention Addicts – much like any addict, narcs are addicts for attention. They need attention like we need air. This is why going NO CONTACT is the best revenge. It literally kills their ego and sense of worth.
  14. Jealous – these people are the embodiment of jealousy. Which is why they are such ugly souls. Jealousy is an UGLY TRAIT to have.
  15. Envious – jealousy and envy are not the same, yet they are equally ugly traits to have. And narcs, the living embodiments fo chaos they are, have both of these ugly traits.
  16. A dime plus a penny a dozen” – what this means is that they are NOTHING SPECIAL and they know this.
  17. Unimportant – most of them NEVER ACHIEVE ANYTHING WORTHWHILE and the world will never know they existed.
  18. Irrational – they can smile one moment and then frown the next moment for NO REASON.
  19. Irresponsible – it’s never their fault. it is always someone else’s fault. The precocious irreprehensible scamps.
  20. Stubborn donkeys (I think you know what I mean) – the moon takes one year to orbit around the earth. The Earth is the center of the galaxy and they are the center of the universe. What sense does this make? Shut up, that’s the sense this makes.
  21. Delusional – “I am so great. I am so great. Despite doing nothing great. I am so great.”
  22. Warped – they believe their own lies and will destroy anyone who tries and show them the truth.
  23. Drunkards – not all, but many narcissistic people are heavy drinkers
  24. Needy – “Even though we JUST MET, WHY DON’T YOU COMMIT TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
  25. UNACCOMPLISHED – they will never accomplish anything worthwhile in life.

Reframe How You See The Narc and The Pain Starts to Go Away

Once you start to reframe the narc that has come stumbling their buffoonery characters into your life, you can start to slowly let go of that hurt and anger.

Just knowing that they are NOT what they have fooled you into thinking they are, allows you to stop holding a grudge.

Because you would hold a grudge at a three-year-old who stole your cookie? So why hold a grudge at an insecure kidult?

This is not teasing but a truth.

No Shame In Therapy

Narcissistic people can do a wonder on someone’s mind and psychology. 

In fact, I wrote an article called “10+ Mental Illnesses Caused By Staying With A Narcissists“.

The narcissists and their legion of fools can slowly drive you insane. And sometimes the best help you can ever receive is from a stranger. 

When everyone around you is trying to convince you that YOU are the bad person, sometimes an objective view of you from someone you don’t know maybe what saves you from drowning in the sea of insanity the narc and their legion of fools try and drown you in. 

Therapy can help heal in ways that reading blogs, listening to videos, and talking with other WARRIORS (we are not survivors, we are warriors) can ever do. 

Join my Facebook Fan Page “No Shame In Therapy” to get a 20% discount on your first-month session, as well as articles and updates on the benefits of therapy.

Narcs have a legion of fools behind them to hurt you, I think it would be a good thing to build your own army of warriors and allies to help stand by your side. 

About Author

I call myself the Rational Humorist. Narcs to me are cancer to humanity. The only way to beat cancer is to fight back against it.

The best way to defeat a narc is to see them as the jokes they are.

(2) Comments

  1. A Survivor says:

    Happy to see you back man , great blog!

    1. Thank you. 😊

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