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3 Benefits For Comparing Yourself To The New Supply


Comparing Yourself To The New Supply

So, you just got discarded by the narcissist you were dating. And now you see them with a new supply. Instead of moving on, you stalk them, think about them, and, most of all, you compare yourself to the new supply…um, I mean the new lover in their lives.

The relationships seem to be everything you wish it was with you.

And now all you do with your every waking hour is think, “what do they have that you don’t have?”

If you want to stay stuck in the stage of rage, you are in right now and not move on with your ONE LIFE to find someone who will love you and respect you the SAME WAY YOU DO THEM, then keep on comparing yourself to the new supply.

In this article, I want to explain a few benefits that you gain from wasting your time…umm…please excuse me.

What I mean to say is, use your time productively, by stalking…umm…please excuse me.

What I mean to say is, observing the new relationship with your narc and their new supply…umm…excuse me.

I mean their new lover.

I know how painful it can be to be thrust to the side as if we are nothing.

And I also know how AMAZING IT IS TO OBSESSIVELY THINK ABOUT THE NEW SUPPLY AND THE NARC.

Who cares if you have a restraining order placed on you, or you lose countless hours of sleep, or you become severely depressed.

It will all be worth it in the end when they finally take you back.

I mean, our stalking only logically has to lead up to that, right?

RIGHT?

Let’s begin, shall we?

Keep Comparing Yourself To The New Supply

Benefit # 1: Rapid Aging

Due to you stressing the hell out over this one person you lost as a lover (because we all know that life only gives us ONE PERSON who will ever love us) you will start to age at a much faster pace.

Stress ages us much quickly.

Now, you may be asking, “How is me, looking and being older beneficial for my relationship with the narc?

And the answer is that you become DEPENDANT, WORTHLESS, and YOU BECOME THE WORST VERSION OF YOURSELF.

Now that you have become so undesirable, you can never be taken away from the narcissist by someone else.

And this tantalizes their sadistic…um…their loving and caring nature.

See, they need you to be worthless because the moment you gain any value, you will move on from them.

In becoming garbage, you help to ease their fragile petty egos.

So, lower yourself, stress yourself out, become less than, and stress the hell out because this will show the narc how much you love them.

TRUE LOVE MEANS TO SUFFER and to SUFFER FOR NO REASON.

Benefit # 2: Grow Ever So Slightly Insane

Hey! You know what they say.

“We all go a little crazy sometimes when we are in love.”

Who needs reasons and rationality when you have faux love?

The significant benefit of comparing yourself to the new supply is that you will feel like you are not good enough.

And so, now this toxic thought of not being good enough will force you to start doing irrational things.

Such as trying to BECOME the new supply.

And you know what, you should do it.

Screw having your way of thinking. Screw being uniquely you. And screw thinking logically anymore.

Because love conquers all.

Including sanity.

So drive yourself insane and become someone you are not to gain the love of someone who cannot understand love.

This makes sense, right?

And if it doesn’t, who cares you are creeping further, and further down the rabbit hole of insanity.

The insanity you gain will shield you from pain.

Benefit # 3: Waste Your Life Away

We get one chance at life. We get one go at this experience. The best way to live it is NOT in doing things you love. It is NOT in being someone YOU WANT TO BE. And it is NOT in finding someone who will also LOVE YOU the same way you love them.

No, the best way to live this life is by chasing after someone who ONLY wants to make your life as miserable as possible.

The best way to spend this life is by consistently thinking about the narcissist and the new supply and on how much you are missing out on.

See, this is using your time effectively.

What do you gain?

Nothing.

What do you learn?

Nothing.

How does this make you better and happier?

It doesn’t.

Isn’t this such a GREAT way to use your time?

This Is A Spoof: Stop Comparing Yourself To The New Supply

Listen! This is a spoof.

The reason that many of us feel so depressed and fall so low in self-esteem is that we get discarded and IMMEDIATELY see the narcissist back in a relationship.

It makes many of us feel like we are not good enough.

And for some of us, we become obsessed with the new supply as we are with the narcissist.

And this is what they want.

You have to understand that they didn’t pick that new supply up off the street right away. They were grooming them and preparing to get with them for some time now.

Comparing yourself to them will only drive you insane.

And you have to understand that narcissists do not love or care about anyone.

The best way to get back at them and to regain your self-respect, self-esteem, and confidence is by moving on from them and focusing on you.

See the relationship for what it is and go out and find someone opposite of them.

We get one chance at life, live it while you can.

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I call myself the Rational Humorist. Narcs to me are cancer to humanity. The only way to beat cancer is to fight back against it.

The best way to defeat a narc is to see them as the jokes they are.

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