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Narcissists Reality-TV Stars: Tune In On Your Apple TV 4k To Watch Their Insanity


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(Light flickers on and off)

Interviewer: “So, can you tell me a little bit about yourself?”

Narcissist: “What would you like to know?”

Interviewer: “Whatever is on your mind.”

Narcissist: “Well, I guess it is hard to be me. Well, hard, but also freaking fabulous.”

Interviewer: “Can you elucidate? What do you mean?”

Narcissist: “You know, it’s not so easy living in this house with a bunch of douchebags. Everybody thinking they deserve to be here with me. Everybody seeking glory and the spotlight all the d*mn time. How am I supposed to blow up and get my fame, my fortune, my glitter in the spotlight? Huh? Especially, when you have that bastard Hank around…always throwing a temper tantrum?”

Interviewer: “Yes, I noticed that you and Hank don’t seem to be getting on too well. What do you think the cause of that is?”

Narcissist: “That freaking bastard is taking all the time away from me and Jessica. Bastard is trying to split us apart. He knows I want her, and is trying to take her away from me. Did you know that bastard started putting on a show the moment “I” and Jessica was about to go out on a date? “I” and Jessica were gonna have fun. “I” and Jessica were gonna get it on. But because his ass wasn’t invited he threw a temper tantrum. Godd*mn motha fu**a”. Can’t stand him.”

Interviewer: “I see. So that is why you fought him?”

Narcissist: “Yeah. I had to show him I’m not the guy the fu*k with. I’ll f*ck anyone up who gets between what I want. You know? That is why they call me “The Pitbull“. “Ruff. Ruff.” I’ll mangle you up so bad it won’t be funny.”

Interviewer: “Yeah! I hear that. Nobody would mess with you.”

Narcissists Reality-TV Stars: Tune In On Your Apple TV 4k To Watch Their Insanity

Narcissist: “Yeahhhhh! I am pretty amazing. But anyway. It is also tough being me. I have to always watch out for these lowlifes trying to tear me down. That is why I always have to do it first. You know. Play it smart. Play it cool. If you don’t attack first they will get the first attack. And I will not be anyone’s sucker.”

Interviewer: “You sure do plan ahead. That is a smart thing to do.”

Narcissist: ‘Well, it’s because I am so smart. You know, real tough guys attack everyone to show their dominance. I was listening to this b*tch guy talk about confidence and he was b*tching away at this idea that real confidence doesn’t require you need to show off. He said confidence doesn’t care what others think of it. What type of bullsh*t is that.”

Interviewer: “Right? I’m with you on that. The only way to have confidence is to make others around you feel like sh*t.”

Narcissist: “Exactly! If they are confident and happy that means, I can’t be happy or confident.”

Interviewer: “That makes a lot of sense. So what do you think you will do with Hank? How do you think you can get him out of the house?”

Narcissist: “Well, Jessica has a mother who thinks I am no good around Hank or her younger sister. She is thinking of taking them back in.”

Interviewer: “I see. It is a shame about the younger sister though, right?”

Narcissist: “Man, 18 can’t come close enough. Heh! Heh! You know what I mean, right?”

Interviewer: “I hear that. I hear that. LOL”

Narcissists Reality-TV Stars: Tune In On Your Apple TV 4k To Watch Their Insanity

Narcissist: “Hopefully Jessica will let her mom take that little bastard. And her mom can deal with his 6-year-old @ss. Dare tell me not to touch his legos. Who the hell does he think he is? I ain’t his daddy? I’m just giving it to his mom and living here rent-free with no job. I’m not about to mess this up.”

Interviewer: “You are right man, “It ain’t easy” being you. Seems like everyone is against you. But you keep pressing on and doing what you need to. Don’t give up this good sweet deal you have.”

Narcissist: I’m not about to.”

Interviewer: “See you tomorrow “The Pitbull”. “Ruff. Ruff.”

The lights flicker on and off again.

Narcissist: Goddamn it! Jessica did you pay the bills. I’m in the fu*cking bathroom looking at myself and the lights keep flickering on and off.

Narcissists Are Deluded Beyond Comprehension

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There is no reasoning with these kidults. Narcissists are deluded beyond comprehension. If you are dealing with a narcissist who is hurting your kids, then you HAVE to let these people go.

Kids growing up with narcissists in their lives are susceptible to many psychological issues later on in their life.

The fictional interview above is to better illustrate the twisted mentality of these creatures. And just to be fair, FEMALES can also be just as abusive.

For the love of your kids, leave these people if you are with them. See past the love bombing and look at what they are doing to your kids.

Having the love from your kids as they grow, and when they fully mature, will trump any FAKE LOVE the narcissist drops on you.

No Shame In Therapy

Narcissistic people can do a wonder on someone’s mind and psychology. 

In fact, I wrote an article called “10+ Mental Illnesses Caused By Staying With A Narcissists“.

The narcissists and their legion of fools can slowly drive you insane. And sometimes the best help you can ever receive is from a stranger. 

When everyone around you is trying to convince you that YOU are the bad person, sometimes an objective view of you from someone you don’t know maybe what saves you from drowning in the sea of insanity the narc and their legion of fools try and drown you in. 

Therapy can help heal in ways that reading blogs, listening to videos, and talking with other WARRIORS (we are not survivors, we are warriors) can ever do. 

Join my Facebook Fan Page “No Shame In Therapy” to get a 20% discount on your first-month session, as well as articles and updates on the benefits of therapy.

Narcs have a legion of fools behind them to hurt you, I think it would be a good thing to build your own army of warriors and allies to help stand by your side. 

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I call myself the Rational Humorist. Narcs to me are cancer to humanity. The only way to beat cancer is to fight back against it.

The best way to defeat a narc is to see them as the jokes they are.

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