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Want Your Narcissist’s Commitment To You?


Want Your Narcissist’s Commitment To You?

If TV and Hollywood have taught us anything, it is this. TRUE LOVE CONQUERS ALL. Narcissistic people can change and be committed to their victims…um, lovers.

All they need is a good leash to keep us forever linked in their hands. Um…I mean a good reason to stay.

So in this article, I will explain how you can make your narcissist stay committed to you.

As long as you are willing to be a good little boy or a good little girl, they will…hehehehe, love you.

Who’s a good boy or girl, huh?

WHO’S A GOOD BOY OR GIRL, huh?

YOU ARE.

THAT’S RIGHT.

YOU ARE.

As long as you can throw away your pride, dignity, and integrity, you will have a chance to make the narc stay committed to you.

Never mind the countless times they cheated on you.

Discard that black eye they gave you. You don’t need two eyes to get around anyway.

Am I right?

And forget about how they tried to make you take your own life.

This time will be different.

And why???????

Because…

TRUE LOVE CONQUERS ALL!!!!!

Want Your Narcissist’s Commitment To You?

Open Up Their Nonexistent Hearts

Now, I know you are eager as all hell to learn how to make your narcissist stay committed to you. And I am very willing to help you stay in this sadistic, psychopathic, sadomasochistic, deranged, malevolent, soul-sucking, mentally abusive, physically damaging and emotionally torturous relationship.

Ah! True…Love.

Are you excited?

Let’s begin, shall we?

Step # 1 – Crawl On Your Knees…Become Like a Dog

Now, if you want total commitment from the narcissist you will need to show the narc how much of a low-life scumbag you have become and WILL REMAIN.

See, nothing scares a narc worst then people who know their worth and value. If you know how valuable you REALLY AND TRULY ARE (YOU REALLY REALLY ARE), that will make the narc scared.

And this is quite evident when they see you putting on makeup or maybe just looking in the direction of an attractive female.

“What are you wearing that makeup for? Huh? HUH?”

Who are you trying to look good for?

Your overweight, out of shape, lazy, drunk of a narcissistic partner is a ladies man.

Rambo, move out of the way. Narcissistic males are the hallmark of masculinity.

Nothing is more masculine than to see a 30+-year-old man who pouts, yell and stomp their footsies around like a narc male.

God! How attractive is that?

Ladies! Am I right or am I right?

You ladies hit the jackpot when you met these (scoff) winners.

Rambo?: Ladies Meet Ronnie

And guys…how dare you find other females slightly attractive.

Oh! You say you weren’t looking at her but looking at the billboard sign.

Who cares?

You still looked in her direction meaning you secretly want her.

You stupid selfish dog.

And because we are dogs the best thing to do to make the narc feel at ease is to crawl around on our knees.

This total submissive act of getting rid of our integrity will give your narc the temporary strength they need to have some level of ego.

Step # 2 – Cut Ties With Your Family

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Your family is just trying to hold you back.

They don’t want this psychopath..umm, great lover of yours to make you happy.

So what you need to do, is cut ties with the family. By isolating yourself from everyone you know — and ONLY depending on the crazed narc — you will show the narcissists they are the only one you have and need.

And that will make them…hehe…do the same thing.

Only up until, well, you know…they don’t want to do it anymore.

Step # 3 – Give Your Soul To These Dark Creatures

This Is How You Make Your Narcissist Stay Committed To You

Narcs have no souls.

How did this happen?

Well, God is too ashamed to have them in his kingdom. And Satan…well Satan is just too scared to be around them and doesn’t allow them in hell.

So when they die they will be alone FOREVER.

UNLESS you give them your soul to torment for eternity.

So to show your supreme devotion you will have to give your soul to the Narc. By doing this they will stay committed.

Why and how?

Who cares.

You don’t need logic and reasoning when you’re in…LOVE.

Right?

SPOOF ARTICLE: Want Your Narcissist’s Commitment To You?

For those of you who read my articles, you can by now surmise that this is sarcasm. For those who are new…this is a sarcastic piece.

Listen, narcs will never stay committed to anyone.

These people are “people junkies“. They need people around them all the time to keep themselves high. If they don’t have people around them to boost their fragile little egos they will go even more batshit insane.

They don’t stay committed because they are scared that they will:

  • Miss out on other love
  • Not be good enough and be discarded; hence is why they discard people over the silliest things
  • Simply discard you just to hurt you

These people have no empathy and the more you try and show them you want to stay committed with them, the more they will just hurt you.

And they do this because it is a power trip for them.

You wanting them — boosts and strokes their ego.

“I am important to someone. But they can’t have me. Tee-hee-hoo-hoo.”

Ha ha ha ha ha” (teasingly)

They truly are like kids.

The best thing to do is to go out there and find someone who will stay committed to you.

They are not the only ones in this SEA of life. So go out there and explore — because your angelfish may not be too far away.

SCREW COMMITMENT WITH A NARCISIST.

No Shame In Therapy

Narcissistic people can do a wonder on someone’s mind and psychology. 

In fact, I wrote an article called “10+ Mental Illnesses Caused By Staying With A Narcissists“.

The narcissists and their legion of fools can slowly drive you insane. And sometimes the best help you can ever receive is from a stranger. 

When everyone around you is trying to convince you that YOU are the bad person, sometimes an objective view of you from someone you don’t know maybe what saves you from drowning in the sea of insanity the narc and their legion of fools try and drown you in. 

Therapy can help heal in ways that reading blogs, listening to videos, and talking with other WARRIORS (we are not survivors, we are warriors) can ever do. 

Join my Facebook Fan Page “No Shame In Therapy” to get a 20% discount on your first-month session, as well as articles and updates on the benefits of therapy.

Narcs have a legion of fools behind them to hurt you, I think it would be a good thing to build your own army of warriors and allies to help stand by your side. 

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I call myself the Rational Humorist. Narcs to me are cancer to humanity. The only way to beat cancer is to fight back against it.

The best way to defeat a narc is to see them as the jokes they are.

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