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Do This To Keep Thinking About The Narcissist In Your Life


So you just went No Contact with your narcissists? And instead of moving on with your life and finding someone better; you don’t want to. You want to keep thinking about them. So, do this to keep thinking about your narcissists. Because why in the world should you ever think you can have a life outside of them?

Why should you ever think you can find a better lover than them? And why…why should you ever think you can(scoff) be happy without them again?

We get one chance at this thing called life…so why NOT WASTE IT ON SOMEONE WHO WILL NEVER LOVE YOU?

Don’t you want to get to the end of your life, on your deathbed looking back FULL OF REGRET, chasing after someone who never gave, or will never give, a damn about you?

Isn’t that such a GLORIOUS WAY OF ENDING OUR LIVES?

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Why Move On?

Why should you move on and enjoy this life?

We all know definitely that there is an afterlife. This is why so many people, are scared and crying when they die.

It is not tears of happiness. It’s tears of fear and regret.

And that is the only way to exit this life.

Crying, regretful, and scared as all hell.

That…that is such a wonderful way to die.

Don’t you agree?

I’m sure you do.

I mean, we spend so much time feeling empty our whole lives not being with our narcissists.

So ending our life on a sour NEGATIVE note wouldn’t be too bad.

So, let me show you how you can keep on thinking about your ex-narcissist.

These steps are full-blown proof to make you waste the next one, five, ten…

Hell, who am I kidding, the rest of your life thinking about them.

So let’s dive in, shall we?

Do This To Keep Thinking About Your Narcissists

Do This To Keep Thinking About Your Narcissists

Step # 1 – Play Sad Depressive Music That Reminds You Of Them

The first thing you will need to do is dial up the melodrama here.

Make sure you find some of the most depressive music you can find. Listen to it when you wake up. When you go driving to work. Listen to it all day if you can at the office. Listen to it when you are in the showers. And listen to it while you got to sleep.

You also want to make sure you can hear the music in your dreams. (Dreams. Ha! I mean nightmares)

Why listen to uplifting music, empowering music, hopeful music when you can listen to something that will ONLY DRAG YOU DOWN MORE AND MORE?

Our suffering…it pleases them.

It is our choice to be as sad as we can.

And damn it, we are gonna make sure we live as miserable as we can.

So find some of the most depressive music, sit back and hold a picture of them and sink into depression.

Ah! Sweet. Sweet. Depression. How cold thou are!

Step # 2 – Keep All The Belongings Close To You

That nice jacket…keep it.

Those fancy shoes…keep them.

Those illegal drugs (because most of these narcissists are heavy users)…keep them.

These physical objects will still keep us psychologically linked to them.

Step # 3 – Sabotage All Your New Relationships

So the new person in your life is:

  • treating you with respect
  • taking you out on amazing dates
  • actually physically loving you to the point you both get off
  • has a good time around your kids
  • and actually (scoff) LOVES YOU

Get rid of this loser.

Who do they think they are to actually (scoff) treat us with respect and dignity.

Don’t they know that with our narcissists they devalued us over the silliest and most trivial of things?

“I SAID I WANTED CORN FLAKES NOT FROSTED FLAKES. You NEVER Listen To Me. ARGHHHHHHHH”

Ah! The good times, right?

So instead of embracing these good things…sink back into the bad things. Treat the new partner like the narcissist treated you.

By becoming like your ex-narcissist, you will be able to embody them in a way that will make you two closer than ever before.

Ah! That psychic bond…nothing is more romantic.

For The Love Of Your Life: MOVE ON

I will keep saying this…”WE GET ONE GO AT THIS THING CALLED LIFE”. By wasting it on thinking about someone who will never love us…we hurt ourselves SO MUCH MORE than NOT being with them.

Narcissists cannot love anyone other than themselves. And as much as you may feel like you need them or that you are not happy without them…know that being with them will only make you worse.

You have VALUE…and you have WORTH.

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You may feel empty but that is only because you have an overflowing fountain of love that resides in you transferring into a bottomless well that is called the narcissist.

Transfer the flow of that lovely fluid water back into your own well of love and you will discover that you know longer want or need them.

Stay strong and…MOVE ON.

Because you truly deserve so much more.

No Shame In Therapy

Narcissistic people can do a wonder on someone’s mind and psychology.

In fact, I wrote an article called “10+ Mental Illnesses Caused By Staying With A Narcissists“.

The narcissists and their legion of fools can slowly drive you insane. And sometimes the best help you can ever receive is from a stranger.

When everyone around you is trying to convince you that YOU are the bad person, sometimes an objective view of you from someone you don’t know maybe what saves you from drowning in the sea of insanity the narc and their legion of fools try and drown you in.

Therapy can help heal in ways that reading blogs, listening to videos, and talking with other WARRIORS (we are not survivors, we are warriors) can ever do.

Join my Facebook Fan Page “No Shame In Therapy” to get a 20% discount on your first-month session, as well as articles and updates on the benefits of therapy.

Narcs have a legion of fools behind them to hurt you, I think it would be a good thing to build your own army of warriors and allies to help stand by your side.




Reason87

I call myself the Rational Humorist. Narcs to me are cancer to humanity. The only way to beat cancer is to fight back against it.

The best way to defeat a narc is to see them as the jokes they are.

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