“10 Reasons Why Narcissists Make the Best Exes (According to Narcissists)”

“10 Reasons Why Narcissists Make the Best Exes (According to Narcissists)”

If you’ve ever had the misfortune of dating a narcissist, you know that the experience can be exhausting, frustrating, and downright infuriating. But what if we told you that narcissists make the best exes? We know, we know – it sounds crazy. 

But according to the narcissists themselves, here are ten reasons why they’re the best people to date and then break up with.

  1. We’re always right. When you date a narcissist, you can rest assured that you’ll never admit to being wrong. 
  2. We’re great at gaslighting. If you ever question your sanity, we’re here to help! Gaslighting is one of our specialties, so you can trust us to make you feel crazy and confused at every turn. Psshhh…who needs sanity? It’s overrated. 
  3. We’re amazing at making you feel special (love-bombing). Of course, we’re only doing it to boost our egos, but we’re pretty good at convincing you that you’re the most important person in the world. Just don’t expect it to last once we’re no longer dating.
  4. We’re expert manipulators. Need us to do something for you? Just ask – we’ll use our expert manipulation skills to make you think it was your idea.
  5. We’re always the center of attention. If you’re the type of person who hates being in the spotlight, dating a narcissist is perfect for you. We’ll always be the center of attention, so you can sit back and relax.
  6. We’re great at playing mind games. Mind games are like second nature to us, so we’re your perfect partner if you enjoy constantly being confused and manipulated.
  7. We’ll never forget you. Even once the relationship is over, we’ll always remember you – as the person who couldn’t appreciate our greatness.
  8. We’re excellent at emotional blackmail. Need us to do something for you? Just threaten to leave us, and we’ll do whatever it takes to keep you around.
  9. We’re always looking out for ourselves. Sure, it might seem selfish, but dating a narcissist means you’re dating someone who knows how to take care of themselves. That’s a good thing, right?
  10. We’re never wrong. Did we mention this already? It’s worth repeating. We’re never wrong.

So there you have it – 10 reasons narcissists make the best exes.

Of course, we’re not sure anyone wants to date a narcissist in the first place, but if you find yourself in that situation, you know there are some upsides to breaking up.

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